Woke up this morning to (I reckon) one of the category 3 killer-mondays that I swore I almost wanna whack myself so hard that I could passed out and sleep again ...
Driving along Kesas, I cant help but wonder now whether I should start classifyin my mondays according to the Categories ... just like what they did to hurricanes and tornedos (tsunamis??)
Of course, this is what I believe a far more effective indicator than the 911-traffic light style warning system ... y u may ask? Check out what Malaysians do when they approach a junction with the lights turning AMBER ...
Signs and indicators of Killer Mondays
Category 1
1. Mild headache
Category 2
1. Mild headache
2. Sister's car blocking the way
Cateogry 3
1. Mega headache
2. Clock shows 3:00am
3. Office attire still in washer
Category 4
1. Migraine
2. Neighbour cooking sambal belacan
3. Neighbour's maid has just run-away (thats why she has to cook the sambal belacan!!!)
4. Neighbour's son calls himself Jessie (probably that's why the maid ran away!!!)
Category 5
1. Good Morning Malaysia, this is HITZ FM on a bright TUESDAY morning ....
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