Signs that u ARE going to join the WRONG company

This friend of my can be such bane and an arse sometimes but I could help but to crown her the Queen of Hearts la.... Introducing the petrolhead of Melium ....May Hwang!!!

u should check her out la, classic mulut man ... and one thing from her, you learn it first and fast .. dont Fuck with this auntie tell u!! shez neither your regular neighbourhood Lady of Leisure nor Friends from Paradise

Just as I was approaching my twilights in Melium, its kinda nice to know how much thought she has put in to prove me right ... in making the WRONG decision to step into this dungeon 5 months ago ...

anyway, herez a gist of her email to me earlier today ...

Signs you are entering a wrong company & Signals you ARE in the WRONG company

1. ALWAYS make friends with Michelin-look-a-like girls. No matter how fat, ugly and idiotic they are, ALWAYS, ALWAYS make friends. (Humping is optional provided you could get a hippo as replacement)

2. Always check out the HR manager. If she’s porky, looks like you-know-who, decline the job no matter how attractive it might be. (Because she expects you to hump her!!!)

3. Do not make friends with attractive girls because they will make life hell for ogre like you. (Just kidding)


how right she is ... darn, there goes a christmas present for her ...

at least now the saving grace is to put a price on a few heads ...

And here they are in full bloom
To the Soong sisters of Melium ... a toast to you!!! Thanks for everything...
(Jasmine, Amy & May)